It's been awhile since
we last looked at movie loglines as written by some bored employee over at TiVo. Here are a few new favorites.
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| Wait a minute — was that what the '60s series was about? Hippies and toxic waste? |
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| Who can't relate? |
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| I love this one not for the logline but for the title. |
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| This movie is based on the book Marie Antoinette, not the person Marie Antoinette. |
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| Do people really find "wet, juicy" butts appealing? Me, I prefer a dry butt.
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| I suppose they might have a unique viewpoint.
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| Another bizarre title.
This job + "hole" porn title construct doesn't work with very many occupations,
by the way. For example, "Lawyerholes" isn't very sexy. |
Mansquito seems like the kind of movie you see at 3am in a hotel in Phnom Penh; that stuff they seem to produce thinking mostly of selling broadcast rights in places where the broadcasters don't have enough money to buy Batman. Used to be that chop-socky ate up all that business, but I dunno, all my cheap hotels are full of Mansquito-type stuff now. But here's the thing: in that context, with a flickering light and bad karaoke filtering up through the floor, IT RULES.
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