ADD A "VAN"

I'm working on a new bit.

The premise of it is taking one word from a song title and replacing it with the word "van."





The Beatles:
"Got To Get You Into My Van"

Billy Ocean:
"Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Van"

Cutting Crew:
"I Just Died In Your Van Tonight"

Peabo Bryson:
"If Ever You're In My Van Again"

Sergio Mendez:

"I'm Never Gonna Let You Go, I'm Gonna Hold You In My Van Forever"

THE GREAT DEPRESSION

My favorite part about the animated Abilify commercials is when Depression fills out the medical forms.

I wonder who Depression's "In Case Of Emergency" is.

GIRAFFES AT THE SAN DIEGO ZOO SAFARI PARK

The talking giraffes are cool, but terribly profane.

NOT THIS iPAD, THAT iPAD

At the Apple Store, there used to be signs next to each product with helpful details about the item. Nowadays, instead of signs, Apple has iPads next to each product; the iPads have all the pertinent product information.

But that means at the iPad display, next to each iPad is another iPad explaining what the first iPad does.

Bottom: the iPad
Top: the iPad that explains what the bottom iPad does