Sunday, April 15, 2012

THE SADDEST TOYS IN THE WORLD: PART 4

Some people collect baseball cards or stamps. I collect photos of sad, angry or otherwise disconcerted toys.

PART ONE
PART TWO
PART THREE

Sad Panda


Boo Berry: This is your ghost on drugs.














Tuesday, April 3, 2012

BETTER LATE: PART 9

I got into the Late Show Top Ten Contest again. It's the ninth time I've made the list.

Here's the original BETTER LATE post (updated a few times).





TOP TEN REJECTED TITLES FOR "Brokeback Mountain" (01/01/2006)
#4: "The Good, The Bad, and The Fabulous"

TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR NEW TV SHOWS (10/11/2008)
#7: Project Amway

TOP TEN PUNCHLINES TO DIRTY PIRATE JOKES (04/25/2009)
#1: "Yo, ho."

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR BROADWAY SHOW IS IN TROUBLE (12/25/2010)
#6: Music by Stephen Sondheim, Lyrics by Stephen Baldwin

TOP TEN NEWT GINGRICH PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS (06/28/2011)
#10: Isn't It Time For An Old, White President?

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A BAD ONLINE SOCIAL NETWORK (07/05/2011)
#1: The Winklevoss Twins hardly ever sue it.

TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR NEW HOLIDAY TOYS (12/10/2011)
#1: Barbie's Foreclosed Dream House