Found at a Hallmark Store, here's a Christmas turtle that seems to be suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder. |
(If you don't adopt these Rescue Pets, are they put down with My First Intravenous Euthanasia Kit?) |
This is the least carefree-looking unicorn I have ever seen. And I have seen many a unicorn. |
If you're looking for a murderously angry polar bear, FAO Schwartz is the place for you. |
The Mr. Bump doll has the distinction of being the only children’s toy that suffers from a traumatic head injury. |
This is a puppy dog doll. A puppy dog doll that was born with a disease whereby his skeleton is on the outside of his body. Perhaps we should keep an eye on children who like playing with Skelanimals, the only stuffed animals with exoskeletons. |
How have I never seen this before? If I don't get a Skelanimal for Christmas, then Santa doesn't exist! Signed, Anonymous Jen Scully.
ReplyDeleteI have a Skelanimal. :) I got it out of a claw-machine, and it's even a legit Skelanimal. I thought it would be a knock off. :p
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