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| Found at a Hallmark Store, here's a Christmas turtle that seems to be suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder. |
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| (If you don't adopt these Rescue Pets, are they put down with My First Intravenous Euthanasia Kit?) |
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| This is the least carefree-looking unicorn I have ever seen. And I have seen many a unicorn. |
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| If you're looking for a murderously angry polar bear, FAO Schwartz is the place for you. |
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| The Mr. Bump doll has the distinction of being the only children’s toy that suffers from a traumatic head injury. |
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| This is a puppy dog doll. A puppy dog doll that was born with a disease whereby his skeleton is on the outside of his body. Perhaps we should keep an eye on children who like playing with Skelanimals, the only stuffed animals with exoskeletons. |
